ResidentBat

where this 23 yo flails Arashi...
Resident-bat.tumblr.com also blogs at four-left-turns.tumblr.com

imagine if this happened.

  • *meeting your favourite band member/idol*
  • You: Hi, I'm-
  • Band member: I know who you are, I stalk your blog on tumblr omg. I know that you love me and I want you to be the mother to my children. Let's raise the fuck out of our kids okay and then we can get married omg, we're meant to be.